Monday 26 August 2013

Miley Cyrus at the VMAs 2013

The VMAs were held over in America the other night. Crowds drew outside as celebrities arrived in their tens. One of which was America's sweetheart, Miley Cyrus.

Cyrus is best know for playing the lead role in children's television series 'Hannah Montana' aired on the Disney Channel. Once she got too old for the role, the series was axed and she focused her career on music. She brought out a succession of songs that were relatively spaced out including 'The Climb' and ironically a song called 'Can't Be Tamed'. I think Miley was predicting her future when she was singing this one! 

So like all good Disney actresses, she launched herself into the music scene and was quickly embraced by fans and pop lovers. 

In the last year or so, Miley has had a big change to her looks. She shaved off most of her hair and grew a 'Jedward' style quiff that didn't look too bad. 

Jedward top, Cyrus below. These guys could be triplets! We need Jeremy Kyle out here right now! 

She then released her latest single 'We Can't Stop' which created mixed feedback from critics but I think most people warmed to the catchy, raunchy chart topper. The song peaked at number one in America, the UK and was a top ten hit several other countries. 

What could possibly go wrong?

Turning up at the 2013 VMAs was where she first went wrong! We'd just grown to love her short locks as they were but she went and chopped a bit more off and made the remaining strands into what I can only describe as blonde horns, possibly symbolising one of two things:

1) The devil
2) Dat bitch is horny 

The crowds and guests had just managed to cope with this change and were looking forward to her performance. 

Then it all went wrong again. 

If Miley wanted attention, she definitely go it with her 'sexually explicit' performance of 'We Can't Stop'. I'm going to try my best to describe what she was doing without making you violently vomit. 

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Firstly, she climbed out of a giant teddy bear. I mean really?! What the hell Miley?

Then a bunch of people come over and rip off her clothes, leaving her in her pale bra and pants! 

She then starts slapping someone's booty. Like if she did that to me, I'd pepper spray the bitch.

It only gets worse from here. She manages to pluck a foam finger from god knows where and begins to violently hump it and rub it up and down her nunny! Obviously having boy troubles but I don't see what she gets out of a finger m... Oh right, I get it you dirty mare!

So just a quick summary so far. Miley Cyrus is twerking furiously around the stage in her bra and knickers, slapping some ass cheeks and dry humping a finger made from foam.

As if this wasn't enough, Robin Thicke, joins her on stage as they 'sing' 'Blurred Lines'. This is where we encounter some horrific imagery that needs to be outed. 


So the image on the right shows Robin trying to concentrate on singing while Miley twerks and thrusts up against his genitalia. 

The behaviour from Cyrus shocked many celebrities in the audience. The camera regularly panned across to the looks of disgust from the family of Hollywood actor Will Smith and the slightly embarrassed faces of British boy band One Direction. 

Miley has been the talk of Twitter over the past 24 hours so if you want more goss, just get onto the top trends or head over to YouTube to watch the shocking performance. 

Other VMA News

Lady Gaga has just released her new single 'Applause' which she performed at the VMAs. Her performance was great and she sported many of her different looks over the years in one song. 

I like to call this, the 'Just Dance or I'll Poke ya Face' look. 


Gaga may have ended her performance wearing next to nothing, but the Cyrus bikini had more of a psychological impact on the audience. 

It was also reported that when One Direction were announced to perform, they received some boos from the crowds. This sparked Gaga to supposedly turn to her friend and say "Why are they booing them?" "I'm leaving" as she got up and walked away from her seat. She probably just needed the toilet! 

So there's your little round up of VMA information and your time line of shocking Cyrus events. 

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Disclaimer : This post is in no way against or intended to offend Miley Cyrus or her fans. Most information written in inverted commas ('') are not my words, I am simply using them to the effect of my post. Everything written is a description of what I saw on camera therefore any incorrect information is an accident through my own interpretation however I have also done my research on official sites linked to the VMAs. Any hate will be taken seriously as I have made it clear that this post is not intended to offend anybody. Thank you. 
 



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